Friday, September 5, 2014

Falcon Rising is pretty terrible

5 second plot: An American tough guy travels to Rio de Janeiro to find (and hurt) the guys that almost killed his sister.

5 second review: Man, these Yakuza dudes pop up everywhere nowadays. Jesus. This is a straight to DVD action movie like the ones from back in the day. Only this one's not very good. I can't seem to find one single positive thing to say about it.

IMDb score: 5,7/10
Our score: 0/10