Saturday, January 25, 2014

Lizzie Borden Took an Ax is awkwardly bad

5 second plot: It is a true story that took place in the 1890's. The parents of the girl in the title were brutally murdered with an ax. The only one that could have done it, is Lizzie, so she is put to trial. But there is a great lack of evidence.

5 second review: After 30 minutes I stopped counting the times I thought to myself: WTF? It's just horrible, this movie. Everything about it. There are a bunch of familiar face in it though. I don't know who told them what to get them in this crappy movie, but it worked.

IMDb score: 6/10
Our score: 0/10