5 second plot: A guy is put in a big freezer by the Russian mob because they think he stole a lot of money from them. They want to know where it is. But he seems to have been mistaken for someone else.
5 second review: It's not as bad as I thought it would be. Our main character is a real smart ass, and after a while it starts getting a bit funny. And he's got some surprising moves up his sleeve.