Friday, October 24, 2014

Stonehearst Asylum is godawful

5 second plot: A couple of days before the year 1900 a young doctor arrives at Stonehearst Asylum, eager to put his education to practice. He becomes enchanted by a patient named Eliza Graves. And he finds out something is very wrong in the asylum.

5 second review: OMG what a horrible movie. I almost walked out of the theater, that's how awful it is. Jim Sturgess is just terrible as the doctor. And he's the main character. There are some really great actors in this movie, and they really try to make something of it, but they fail miserably.

IMDb score: 6,9/10
Our score: 0/10