5 second plot: Danny inherits a big hotel in the woods. He decides to take a look and makes sure to bring lots of friends. So the hillbillies in the woods have enough people they can kill, I guess.
5 second review: After 5 minutes you know what you're getting yourself into. A beautiful naked girl, a guy with a hideous face, an arrow through naked girl's boyfriend's face and her head chopped off. The killings are cool, sure. But the movie is terrible, really. Especially the dialogue. And the make-up.
IMDb score: 5,9/10
Our score: 2/10
